Adventures in Erls world presents- hardly working or working hard?

I used to work a job that started at 4 am and ended at 1 pm. The world is a ghost town in my state in the early am hours, a few 24 hr stores and a Dunkin Donuts are open that early but thats abouut it. I decided one day during summer to be daring and got out of bed naked and walked to my car before putting anything on. It was great, most of the other apartments in the complex didnt even have lights on yet. I did a few tests in the upcoming weeks and it wasnt long before I put together my big pay off... The night before I put my work uniform in the trunk of my car. I woke up the next day at 3am, naked, I got my coffee and left my apartment in the nude. I walked through the halls, down the stairs and out the front door. I walked in the morning air down the walk way, through the lot and to my car. Got in, and drove through a good portion of my town and onto the highway. I felt like I was pushing my odds of getting caught going as far as I did completely naked but I didnt want to give up. I drove down the highway for my 20 minute commute and into the parking lot of work. I made sure to park in the back of the lot, got out of my car, got my uniform and put it on in the lot. Everything went flawless...until i realized I didnt pack underwear. No big deal except my uniform were scrubs. anyone who has ever worn scrubs or even pj pants with nothing underneath can tell you they dont leave much to the imagination without support. A few close friends let me in on the fact they could tell I didnt have underwear by looking at me. One friend purposely gave me a boner and you could see the outline of everything. I spent the following 10 minutes sneaking to a restroom and sitting there until it went down. My bosses never said anything so either they didnt notice, or maybe they liked it, guess Ill never know.