Adventures in Erls world presents Nice work if you can get it

Many of my TN friends have asked about the pic of me in the store. It is just as it looks, for a while I was working retail at a pet store, it was a brand new company and there wasnt a lot of customer traffic yet. Through the monotonous day I made the remark if we dont get anyone in here in the next half hour Im streaking. The fellow employee I was with held me too it and I found myself walking the store naked as she took pics. ...but thats not the exciting story. I got used to the idea of being naked at work, when I was opening manager I would be alone for 2 hours in the morning to prep the store for opening. I started to bring my uniform instead of wear it in so I had an excuse to change clothes there. It started as naked in the bathroom, moved up to naked in the main office then escalated to take off my clothes, walk around the store a bit then put in clothes right before we opened. One morning I was feeling daring, I stripped down to absolutely nothing in the office out back, I took the only set of keys to the building and all my clothes and walked to the bathroom at the back of the store. Not a multiple stall bathroom but one of those one person at a time bathrooms. I put my clothes in the bathroom, locked the door from the inside, left the bathroom and closed the door behind me. I walked to the front of the store, heart pounding, adrenaline racing, behind me a giant store of aisles, product, pet food and end cap displays. I closed my eyes, spun in a circle a few times and without looking threw the keys behind me blindly. I was completely naked in the front of a store, broad daylight, my only clothes locked in a room, the only keys somewhere in this sea of aisles and in 30 minutes my employees and customers would be coming in. I nearly made it, it was getting so close to opening I could see cars entering the parking lot. I was crouched down sneaking through aisles looking up, down and in between shelves for these keys. I finally found them on the base board of an aisle, I ran across the store, unlocked the bathroom, threw my clothes on and walked out like nothing happened. Few minutes later the store was open and I went about my normal work day. Erl