Chat room questions that make me say, DUUUUUUHHHH!

Things I've heard in chat that just make me say, DUHHHHHH! Q. Are you nude now? A. Duh, I am a nudist. Being nude is the rule, not the exception. I don't know how many guys have to tell me that they are nude. Really? Someone on a nudist site is actually nude! Who'd have thought that would happen on here? Q. Would you like to chat? A. Duh, I'm in a chat room. Yeah, I get it, most women in the chat room don't respond to messages in the room, whispers or PMs but make your intro and if I don't respond, I probably don't want to chat, but if I do, don't follow my response with "would you like to chat?" Q. Are you a nudist? A. Duh, we're on a nudist site. It should take about two seconds of reading my profile to realize that I am a nudist. Oh, that's right. Most people here don't read profiles. Q. Do you like nudism? A. Duh, I hate it so much I've been a nudist for more than 20 years. I actually had someone ask how long I was a nudist and when I told them I have been one for 20 plus years, they asked if I enjoyed it. Are you serious? Naw, I hate being nude but I force myself to be nude every day. Q. What are you up to? A. Duh, I'm chatting. I am sitting in a chat room and you ask me, "What are you up to?". Sigh Q. Do you sleep nude too? A. Duh, I'm a nudist. Why would I want to put clothes on to go to sleep? Q. Are you ready for summer? A. No, I prefer sub-zero temps that require multiple layers of clothing to be warm.