Drink and Driving

Friends - please be careful Yesterday I went to a Christmas party. I had a few beers , followed by a few gin and tonics, followed by a few shots. I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit . Thats when I decided to do what I have never done before, I took a cab home. Sure enough there was a police road block on the way home , and since it was a cab , they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was both a great relief and a surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I dont even know where I got it from and, now its in my garage, I dont know what to do with it.