Lock Down Advice

Everyone please be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home, I was talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking my hot chocolate, and we all agreed that things are getting bad. I didnt mention any of this to the washing machine, because she puts a different spin on EVERYTHING!! Certainly couldnt share with the fridge, cause hes been acting cold and distant! In the end , the iron straightened me out, She said the situation isnt all that pressing and all the wrinkles will soon get ironed out! The vacuum,however, was very unsympathetictold me to just suck it up. But the fan was very optimistic and gave me hope that it will all blow over soon. The toilet looked a bit flushed but didnt say anything but the front door said I was becoming unhinged and the doorknob told me to get a grip. You can just about guess what the curtains told me : they to,d me to pull myself together! We will survive