Mr Masturbates Manifesto

I am a Performance Artist. My favorite activity is to publicly expose my penis and masturbate. Our archaic laws preclude me from freely expressing my artistry in public, and I have chosen to present more of my performances cyber space! I see no harm in publicly exposing myself and masturbating. To me, this is a normal and natural activity. If this were more acceptable (legal) I would welcome other men and women exposing ourselves in public, enjoying healthy masturbation, not worrying about those who choose not to join in! And for those who complain about my performances where I expose myself and masturbate, I suggest they simply move on they dont have to watch.[ I dont remember asking society to use laws to keep me from enjoying myself. We have other, more dangerous things to worry about than those of us who wish to perform in public by exposing ourselves and masturbating!