Naked Painter/ Maint man looking for work. I`m Serious, ill work naked. lol

Nudist Painter/ Maintenance man in Los Angeles looking for work. I have been painting for 13 years and am experienced in all finishes. I also refurbish natural stone floors and counters. I make them look like new. I do concrete work, and I also do plumbing and minor electrical. Times are tough right now, so thought it would be a good idea to check with my nude friends. I dont mind working in the nude so put me to work. Thanks guys, please keep me in mind.