REALLY NUDE!

The question was, "Are you really nude if you have jewelry on your parts?" Relted questions: Are you really nude if you have a watch on? Are you really nude if you have a hat on? Are you really nude if you have glasses on? Are you really nude if you have sandals on? Are you really nude if you have sunscreen on? Are you really nude if you have a hairy body? Are you really nude if you are wrapped in a towel? Are you really nude if you have only a shirt on? I submit that you are nude if you do not have any clothes on. Other ornamentation does not detract from the nudity.