Ridiculous (and Useless) Chatroom Chatter

Example: You are an adult man and you are trying to persuade your 11-year-old niece to be a nudist. You are trying to get your niece out of her clothes, you pervert: "eager to hear about females with hairy pussy," "boys want to pm and men chat in here.....lol," "i looking new hairy friends," "quit smokin' that when found out it makes children born naked," "spraying aftershave on my pubic region is asking for trouble," "what was the most bizarre thing every said to you while you were naked," "would be if I were nude but I have 3 grandkids here and wife says no nude in front of them, even though they don't care" (my question is why do you want to be nude in front of your grandkids?), "hello everyone. i hope all is nude and well," "Dial naked with everybody naked," "Okay, this is a raid! All naked people into my bedroom at once!," "BEEN walking around with hard ons all week and they just dont stop," " beautiful nude morning here," "hello everyone. i hope all is nude and well," hey all! sorry about the clothes very cold night" -- (he was on cam, why should he apologize? Clothes are rude???), "had a big ole bitch sandwich for brekkie," "it's a shame they don't have naked wards in the hospital," "do you put clothes on to take out the trash?," "changing a timing belt on my car nude here, anyone want to help?," " GM nudes and nudettes Naked Coffee Chat club come to order," "at least i do not hde my profile you piece of ***," "top of the morning to all of you topless and bottomless," " fantastic dick, you should show it more often," "naked morning to you," "can you show erection here or stroking for males?," "i just ran naked in the thunderstorm and now i am soaking wet!"