Save the World, Be a Nudist

Yep, you saw that right.It is the only way.And you have to admit, the world, as it is right now, is not sustainable. Global warming and pollution coupled with deforestation are destroying the very fabric of the planet.Weather patterns have gone all haywire; the oceanic currents are on the verge of collapse, due to the release of huge quantities of fresh water from the glaciers and icebergs which are melting at an alarming rate.The bees are dying, which means soon there will be no food.The fresh water lakes and rivers are drying up, which means soon there will be no water.The forests are getting cut down to make way for housing and farming, which means soon there will be no oxygen to breathe in.And to add cherry on top, we are apparently going to run out of chocolates in about 20 years. Of course the governments are good for nothing and completely under the thumb of companies and the companies don’t give a damn about anything apart from money. It is upto we, the people – and that too the proletariats (the bourgeois liberal secular intellectuals are too busy talking of patriarchal hedgemony and 12 year old Spanish boys to take notice of anything important in the world) – to save the world.And how can we do it? By becoming nudists. What are the basic needs of life?Food, clothing and shelter (plus fast internet connection). We need to eat, and unless those scientific boffin types come up with capsules and tablets that will give us all the energy that we need, we need our food.But all around the world there is a serious global shortage, people are starving. Why?Because for financial reasons farmers are increasingly going towards cash crop production and for cotton plantations.Once people are nudists, demand for cotton will fall, which will lead to farmers going back to food production. Moreover, when people become nudists, the demand for leather and wool will fall. That means the demand for more land for cattle grazing will also fall. That, in turn, will again lead to more land for food production.Plus, more importantly, this will lead to less deforestation.In case you didn’t know, an area roughly the size of Wales is getting cut down in the Amazon forest every year due to increasing demand for land for cattle.As you may know, the Amazon forest is the oxygen basket of the world, and at current rates of deforestation, it will be wiped out in about 2.5-3 decades.So you becoming a nudist will have a direct impact on the oxygen supply of the planet. When people become nudists, the demand for fur will also go away, which in turn, will lead to hundreds of thousands of animals will get to leave. And we all know about the vital roles the animals lay in preserving the balance of nature and the ecosystem of the world.So let’s take a count and see. By becoming a nudist, you will1. Save the Amazon and increase oxygen2. Increase food production and reduce starvation3. Save hundreds of thousands of animals Next we come to water.We all know there is a massive shortage of fresh water around the world.And yet we use millions of gallons of fresh water every year by washing clothes. And because we use chemicals in washing, the chemical laced water becomes useless, it can’t be recycled. The chemicals go int othe soil and do irrepairable harm.Just by becoming a nudist, you will not have to wash clothes, thereby preserving millions of gallons of water every year and protect the soil from chemicals.So,By becoming a nudist, you will1. Save the Amazon and increase oxygen2. Increase food production and reduce starvation3. Save hundreds of thousands of animals 4. Save fresh water and protect the soil Now we come to the most important aspect of them all – money.Just think how much money you spend all through your life on clothes.Hundreds and hundreds of thousands is the answer.Become a nudistThink of the savings!!!Not only will you not have to spend on buying clothe, you won’t have to waste money washing the, ironing them or buying furniture to keep them etc as well. Think how much you will be able to spend on other things – like travelling to your dream destinations, better vehicles if you like that sort of thing, better doctors and medicines, better jewellery, better house – the possibilities are endless. And then there is time.The one thing in this world we do not have is time. Once lost, its gone forever.And yet we waste so many seconds, so many minutes, so many hours, so many days, weeks and months of our lives just putting on and off dresses, changing dresses, washing dresses, ironing dresses, folding dresses, unfolding dresess and so on and so forth.Just think how many thousands of hours of you life you have wasted till now….and think how many thousands of hours of your life you can save by becoming a nudist.You will gain so much more time to eat, to travel, to read, to watch, to play, to work, to spend with your loved ones. So,By becoming a nudist, you will1. Save the Amazon and increase oxygen2. Increase food production and reduce starvation3. Save hundreds of thousands of animals4. Save fresh water and protect the soil5. Save money6. Save time Now we come to the spiritual aspect of it all.What does ancient Indian philosophies tell us? They tell us that true enlightenment comes from “tyag or renunciation.The more you are attached to material things, the more difficult it is to find peace of mind. Nowadays people are more concerned about their smartphones than about whether their friends are alive or dead. Our days are filled with anxieties and worries and stress about our machines and about our clothes and appearance.With nudism, not only to you step into the path of “tyag” but in one swoop, you rid yourself of all unnecessary and futile thoughts, stress and worries regarding dress and appearance.To quote the RockIt does not matter what you wear.What matters is who you are and what you do, not what you wear. Nobody will ever remember your dresses, they sure as hell will remember a smile, an act of kindness, some little help, a little support.And you can all do that little bit extra when your head is not full of some unnecessary stress, worries and anxieties. So,By becoming a nudist, you will1. Save the Amazon and increase oxygen2. Increase food production and reduce starvation3. Save hundreds of thousands of animals4. Save fresh water and protect the soil5. Save money6. Save time7. Save yourself And by saving all these, you will be able to save the world. Be a hero, be a Nudist.