Shits and Giggles

I was looking around for a yard crew to do some major cleanup around my yards. I found a couple that would do what I wanted for what I was willing to pay. I knew it was going to be an all day project and just couldn't imagine me having to wear clothes all day, so when I called the first man, I told him that I was a nudist and I would be nude in and out of the house during the day. He graciously declined the job. Low and behold, when I talked to the other guy, he told me that his crew was all men, and that most of them had been in the Army, and had seen naked men before and it wouldn't bother them at all. I hired him on the spot. My property looks great and I didn't have to put on a stitch all day. Life is Good