The Negativity, Thebons and the Frenchfrancoise1

So there I was busily in chat when everything stopped. I looked at the main room and it had stuck. The last comment was from "Lori" - something about accepting all PMs and being a swinging, nudist granny. Interesting I thought to myself, maybe she broke the chat, maybe the server chocked under the volume of PMs. So I did indeed post a comment to this effect. Still was nothing, but a deathly calm and no movement in my chat ... I gave in and left and rejoined chat and all was well. I guess it was just my laptop not coping too well with granny, nudist and swinger all in the same very short sentence. Note to self - questions not to ask gran. So anyway I'm back in chat and user "Thebons" sends me a PM to tell me I am very negative for a home nudist. I said hello to him and thanked him. Of course he didn't get it and had to send me another PM to tell me it wasn't a compliment. No! Really? Well anyway he never said why, so I didn't know if he'd read some of my blogs. I thought I'd have a look in his friends' list to see if I'd blogged about any of them. And there she was haughtily staring at me like some French movie star - French Francoise 1 - the face that features on a thousand websites (if you know how to reverse image search). Sadly many of the pages the photo is on feature the terms beetle bonnet, fanny-clam and monkey's chins. But hey 126 men liked that pic enough to be friends with French Francoise1. So, I say to you Mr Thebons - take your 21 very dubious friends with their photos direct from internet sites and have a jolly good time with them, because I couldn't give two shoots. Many apologies for the overuse of 'so' in this production. I will try harder next time.