To my every loving wife

During the last year I have attempted to make love to you 365 times .I have succeeded 36 times. This averages once every ten days. In the following is a list of reasons why I did not succeed. Its too hot 35 times Its too cold 43 times Iam too tired 19 times Its too late 26 times Its too early 19 times Pretending to be asleep 35 times Iam not in the mood 21 times Ive just had my hair done 28 times Is that all you think about 83 times