To Pee or Not to Pee

Being a golfer, there have been many times I peed during a round of golf. When I started playing with my father in the 1960s it was common for male golfers to urinate outdoors, usually against a tree or into some brush. As the years went by, courses added restrooms, usually one on each side of nine holes. Nonetheless, there would be times you just had to go. The most unusual occurrence for me peeing during a round of golf was while playing in a company golf league. Our opponents were a husband and wife team. At the end of the eighth hole I could no longer hold it. So after putting out, I went into some brush and got my shaft (golf term pun) out of my shorts. It took over a minute to hit empty. When I got back to my golf cart the woman remarked she wished she could do that! Some months later I was at the popular local nude beach reading a magazine. From behind me I heard a couple talking and recognized the voices. It was the husband and wife couple from the golf league! I went back to them and we chatted some. I later thought of the irony of being nude with them when just a few months before I was a little embarrassed to have to pee in the bushes with a woman in the foursome.