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  rsmoon

  Sep 24, 2011

  If wiskey was water and I was a duck,I would swim to the bottom and never come up,But wiskey is not water ,and I am not a duck,so pass the dam bottle and shut the fuck up::::an irish toast::::PS I do not drink any more         .PEACE

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  ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

  Oct 26, 2011

  How not to get lost. Stay at home.

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  ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

  Oct 26, 2011

  [quote]Falling down when drunk: I get drunk, I fall down, I get up. No problem[/quote]The problem starts when you can't get up.

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  Tom === Thomas S. Tierney

  Oct 29, 2011

  Avoid arguments with the wife about putting the toilet seat down by using the sink.
  
  
  

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  Tom === Thomas S. Tierney

  Oct 29, 2011

  Place a mouse trap on top of your alarm clock, that will prevent you from rolling over
  and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
  

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  ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

  Nov 1, 2011

  [quote]Place a mouse trap on top of your alarm clock, that will prevent you from rolling over
  and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.[[/quote]Only problem with that is, it could make nose picking a little awkward  at the breakfast table.

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  Tom === Thomas S. Tierney

  Nov 1, 2011

  Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.
  

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  ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

  Nov 5, 2011

  If you want to keep your fingernails clean, get a friend to pick your nose.

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  Tom === Thomas S. Tierney

  Nov 5, 2011

  If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.
  
  

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  ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

  Nov 5, 2011

  [quote]EEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]Could you blease translate that into English, dear lady.

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  Tom === Thomas S. Tierney

  Nov 5, 2011

  [quote]If you want to keep your fingernails clean, get a friend to pick your nose.[/quote]You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
  

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  ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

  Nov 5, 2011

  [quote][quote]If you want to keep your fingernails clean, get a friend to pick your nose.[/quote]You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.[br[/quote]Why

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  Tom === Thomas S. Tierney

  Nov 16, 2011

  You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
  If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
  If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
  

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  ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

  Nov 16, 2011

  [quote]You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
  If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
  If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
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  Tried it, doesn't work on the wife.
  
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  sunnmaxx

  Dec 19, 2011

  Used to bike for 7 days each summer with friends from bar to bar to bar.  Started each day with simple philsophy "You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning".  Made it 20 yrs

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  ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

  Feb 14, 2012

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  Avoid bad headaches from the wife's nagging, give her a chocolate bar coated with superglue.

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