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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Mar 5, 2012Get married to someone on february 29, who's birthday is also february 29. You will save thousands, with only having to buy cards and presents, every 4 years.
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Cheri Donna DawsonMar 5, 2012Don't you think your spouse would celebrate it either on Feb. 28 or March 1?!! LOLReactReply - MA
ManOfWicklowOriginal PosterMar 5, 2012[quote]Don't you think your spouse would celebrate it either on Feb. 28 or March 1?!! LOL
[/quote]Perhaps we may get the answer from a member here, who was born on feb 29.ReactReply - MA
ManOfWicklowOriginal PosterMar 5, 2012#4
To save getting high electricity bills, don't use the dishwasher. A cheaper way, is to wake the wife one hour earlier in the morning. This will allow her enough time for washing up by hand, before she goes to work.ReactReply - T=
Tom === Thomas S. TierneyMar 6, 2012# 5
Unscrew the light bulb in the kitchen, she can wash the dishes in the dark.ReactReply - MA
ManOfWicklowOriginal PosterMar 6, 2012[quote]# 5
Unscrew the light bulb in the kitchen, she can wash the dishes in the dark.
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You MUST be joking, she can't do the job properly in a good light.
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GrantMar 16, 2012Stay naked, , less washing cloths less using a dryer, less chores , more time.ReactReply - MA
ManOfWicklowOriginal PosterMar 21, 2012[quote][quote]Don't you think your spouse would celebrate it either on Feb. 28 or March 1?!! LOL
[/quote]Not if she is as....uh....intelijent as this woman:
http://now.msn.com/entertainment/0319-funny-mph-video.aspx
[/quote]Thanks for that, Bruce. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. She must be a true blonde.ReactReply - MA
ManOfWicklowOriginal PosterApr 16, 2012Don't spend a fotune on your sunday roast, become a cannibal. You'll never have to buy meat again. Just think of the good service we would be providing, by eating all the illegal immigrants.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal PosterMay 31, 2012Only go out after dark, and you will save a fortune on sunblock. This does not just apply to ugly people.ReactReply - DE
DesertRatMay 31, 2012Always shower with a friend. Preferably one of the opposite sex.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal PosterAug 6, 2012[img src="http://dribblingpensioner.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/doctor.jpg?w=500">
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