I wrote this some time back and posted it as another incarnation on TN. I will give you a description of my naked self, as I see it. Once you read it, write a true description of yourself in response.
The tallest I have ever been is six feet. I figure I am something less since people shrink as the get older. My face is not striking but not unsightly. It is the face of a guy you would walk by and say Howdy to but keep right on walking. I have always been chunky. I weighed 220 pounds in high school and lost down to 160 before graduation. As long as I kept moving I stayed under 200 pounds and then I took an engineering job and blew up to 225. I spent my last twenty years working as a salesman and at retirement weighed almost 300 pounds. Since being retired I have lost down to 220 by being more active. For now you have to picture a fat guy with man breast. My waist, at my belly button, is 42 inches, but when I wear dress pants, I wear size 40. My jeans ride lower and are size 36. I have that old mans fat roll under my waistline and under that is another fat roll, which hides my dick when I am sitting down. Standing up and walking around it only sticks out, of the fat, an inch or so. When you look at my skin, most of it is tanned because I dont usually wear a shirt and only have on long pants when I am cutting the grass or doing some work where I should protect my legs. I have small legs for a fat guy. My shorts are not long so the lighter part of my skin is only about nine inches from the waistband to the hem of the legs. My skin is not tanned enough not to burn if I dont put on enough tanning lotion or let it dry up between oiling. I have no qualms getting naked at Apollo or Playalinda Beach or up at my cabin in the mountains of South Carolina. I may feel differently, about getting naked with people I know. You should see less than perfect, but I am satisfied with myself,