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ALMOST NUDE SHORTS FOR PUBLIC

Posted Aug 8, 2024

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AustinJohn
AustinJohnOriginal Poster
Aug 8, 2024

Made this pair specifically for going out - legal but crouch down or and very visible. Getting compliments as one woman called "jorts". Bend over or down and I'm literally hangout of the bottom. Love to wear to the store, Sams, Costco, etc. and often on the road.

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    AustinJohn
    AustinJohnOriginal Poster
    Aug 19, 2024

    I've now gotten obsessed so tend to drive bottomless fairly constantly and have my minimal shorts cut even shorter so you barely bend down or over and falling out the bottom. Great going shopping almost daily. Then still walk the dogs bottomless almost every night. I have gotten compliments from a few ladies for my 'jorts' and have some neighbors who camp out to see me walk by almost daily. Love to find a female nudist to join me in these ventures - I am sure her 'jorts' can go a lot further than mine. I have another pair open on both sides of fly but after a few washes it goes a little far - literally hanging one way or the other just barely moving and even with a long shirt someone gets an eye full. Trying to figure out where to wear them - maybe at night when on the road? I want to go into the convenience store bottomless sometime to get a drink just to see if they even notice. Working on that.

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    Tom D
    Tom D
    Aug 19, 2024
    [quote]I want to go into the convenience store bottomless sometime to get a drink just to see if they even notice. Working on that.[/quote] You would need a very long shirt to get away with it.
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    Steve
    Steve
    Aug 20, 2024

    Never tried cut off my jeans but am happy with unlined running shorts, despite a lack of pockets. Just a little care has to be taken at the shops as I don't intend to offend.

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    Tom D
    Tom D
    Aug 20, 2024
    [quote]I've now gotten obsessed so tend to drive bottomless fairly constantly.[/quote] Are you wearing a shirt or fully nude?
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    Tom D
    Tom D
    Aug 20, 2024
    [quote]I've now gotten obsessed so tend to drive bottomless fairly constantly.[/quote] Are you wearing a shirt or fully nude?
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    Tom D
    Tom D
    Aug 20, 2024
    [quote]I've now gotten obsessed so tend to drive bottomless fairly constantly.[/quote] Are you wearing a shirt or fully nude?
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    Tom D
    Tom D
    Aug 20, 2024
    [quote]I've now gotten obsessed so tend to drive bottomless fairly constantly.[/quote] Are you wearing a shirt or fully nude?
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    Tom D
    Tom D
    Aug 20, 2024
    [quote]I have another pair open on both sides of fly but after a few washes it goes a little far[/quote] Have you ever tried opening the crotch and just having two loose flaps? Maximum freedom and minimal coverage.
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    Steve
    Steve
    Aug 20, 2024

    If the crotch is cut, how does the result not resemble a skirt?

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    Tom D
    Tom D
    Aug 20, 2024
    [quote]If the crotch is cut, how does the result not resemble a skirt?[/quote] It can resemble a skirt, or you can open the sides and make it a loincloth.
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    Steve
    Steve
    Aug 21, 2024

    On that basis, I'll keep the crotch intact for being out and about like at the shops. They may be short, but at least they're conventional! If I want something more airey, perhaps Andy's idea of tan-through is a better approach.

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    Tom D
    Tom D
    Aug 21, 2024

    For shops and such yes, but a loincloth might be acceptable for working in the front yard or taking a walk.

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    Please ask
    Please ask
    Aug 21, 2024

    The alternative I have found best is a 17-inch kilt. It still gets occasional looks but works well. Not as cheap as a pair of cut-short jeans but very comfortable.

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    Naked-G
    Naked-G
    Aug 24, 2024
    [quote]I want to go into the convenience store bottomless sometime to get a drink just to see if they even notice. Working on that.[/quote] Ive done that many times while traveling. Just a long shirt to get gas then go in the store for restroom and drinks/snacks. Also the same for many rest area stops.
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