Cum Bar — Discussion on True Nudists

PaulOriginal Poster

Jun 10, 2021

This recipe is based on the Premium Oatmeal recipe -- without the Oatmeal

28.31 g Distilled Water
1.38 g Caning/Pickling Salt*
0.92 g Sugar (sucrose -- regular granulated table sugar)
Stir until completely dissolved
28.31 g NaOH (Lye)**
Still until completely dissolved. Set aside.

64 g Lard
52 g Coconut Oil
38 g Cocoa Butter
32 g Castor Oil
6 g Canola Oil
6 g Soybean Oil
2 g Flaxseed Oil
Heat to about 125 - 130 F. Remove from heat.

3 g powdered milk
0.3 g Aloe Vera Gel Powder White 200x
Add dry ingredients to oils and stick blend until thoroughly combined.

30 g cum
Add frozen cum to oils. Let sit for a minute or two until the cum has begun to thaw. Stick blend until thoroughly combined

Allow the mixture to cool until the average temperature of the Oils and Lye Solution is 110 F.
Add the Lye Solution to the Oils and alternately pulse the stick blender and stir with the stick blender until trace. Pour into molds.

This soap is definitely more translucent at pour than I would have guessed.

The aroma of the cocoa butter seems to have overwhelmed the fragrance of the cum.
The cum fragrance may further develop during cure.
See you in 6 to 8 weeks.
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*Caning/pickling salt is pure NaCl [Sodium Chloride] with no added anti-caking ingredients and no iodine.
**There are two forms of lye, NaOH (Sodium Hydroxide) and KOH (Potassium Hydroxide). This recipe uses Sodium Hydroxide, NaOH.

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Me
Jun 10, 2021
Lol. I had to reread this post a few times. Never heard of any soap recipe using cum. Interesting :)
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PaulOriginal Poster
Jun 12, 2021
Yes. It's a soap recipe.

I've never heard of it before either, but it's fairly common to make soap and include eggs and/or milk. So, why not cum? It's good for your skin, right?
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PaulOriginal Poster
Jun 12, 2021
Just shot another load into the ice cube tray and put it into the freezer. I'll pop it out and add it to the other in the morning. Just might be enough.
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PaulOriginal Poster
Jun 12, 2021
I don't know what to expect, but I hope it has a "manly" fragrance.
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PaulOriginal Poster
Jun 12, 2021
Was awake in the middle of the night. Got up. Popped that last load out of the ice cube tray, added to the rest, and weighed it -- 30.55 g. Going to be gone all day today. Will make the cum bar on Sunday.
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PaulOriginal Poster
Jun 13, 2021
Just poured the cum soap. Looks pretty nice. See photo.

I nearly always pour up a small bar so I can test the soap without messing with the big bar. Last night at Drag BINGO I won a novelty ice cube tray. I poured some soap into one of the places in that tray. If you look carefully, you'll see a drip -- just like cum, it gets everywhere.
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PaulOriginal Poster
Jun 20, 2021
Although there was a slight "manly" aroma in the batter stage, it now just has a slight chocolate fragrance -- due to the cocoa butter in the soap. I'm hoping that the "manly" aroma will develop while it's curing.
And if that "manly" aroma becomes overwhelming, I'll just cut it up and use it as deer repellant.
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PaulOriginal Poster
Dec 14, 2021
It's fully cured. It's good soap, but no "manly aroma." Too bad.
I have another bar going with twice the cum -- 60g. I've tested it and it's makes a very nice lather. Can hardly wait for it to be fully cured.
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Me
Dec 14, 2021
Double the effort? How much suds does the current recipe make?
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PaulOriginal Poster
Dec 15, 2021
The second bar, the one with 60g of cum, is very sudsy.
Just went and checked when it would be fully cured -- 20 December -- probably close enough. I always pour up a sample bar so I can try it out while the main bar is curing.
The total weight is 200g -- 60 of which are cum. But cum is mostly water and that's all gone now.
Here's the ingredient list and amounts for the 2nd bar:
30.38g distilled water
30.38g sodium hydroxide (lye)
60g cum
160g coconut oil
2.4g citric acid
0.8g salt
4.8g sodium lactate
3.2g sugar
4.0g oat flour
4.0g powdered milk
0.8g aloe vera gel powder white 200x
Sugar and aloe vera contribute to the suds.
Sodium lactate and salt make the bar hard (Cialis and Viagra for soap).
Coconut oil is very sudsy all on its own.
My guess is that cum would tend to add to the suds.
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Strandjunge59
Dec 16, 2021
I don't know if this a serious recipe or just a gimmick. ***** [em]I deleted the rest of the message. Sorry, soap mistaken for soup. I should have cleaned my glasses.[/em]
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PaulOriginal Poster
Dec 16, 2021
This is real. It's soap. Don't put it in your mouth.

And it lathers up very nicely. I'm going to shower with it this morning.
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PaulOriginal Poster
Dec 16, 2021
Why did I make soap with cum in it? People have no problem eating eggs, cooking with eggs, or making soap with eggs. And, what are eggs? Sex cells. People have no problem drinking milk, cooking with milk, or making soap with milk. And what is milk? A bodily fluid. What is cum? A bodily fluid that contains sex cells. The same people who have no problem with eggs and milk [serving them to their children -- putting them on full display on the breakfast table -- making cakes and cookies with them] freak out about cum. It's a bar of soap that contains protein and carbohydrates from a bodily fluid (like milk) that contains sex cells (like eggs). Nothing to freak out about.
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PaulOriginal Poster
Dec 16, 2021
Took a shower with my cum bar this morning. It's really nice. It makes nice thick long-lasting lather.
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