I cook nude for my friends and I am THE naked WAITER

Well

I am naked when people come to our hour house. We have a female friend who does

not mind I am the naked - host - chef - waiter - host - and I am never in

clothes when she is with us. The same applies when a mother and 25 year old son

visit us with dad / husband sometimes. The same applies when a male and female

partner visit us. The same is nearly true when our neighbour and his wife visit

us. I am the naked chef - I have to be in clothes at the table and naked and I

can be naked in the conservatory drinking Calvados. The same is true with

another husband and wife - they don't care if I am in clothes or not at the

table as she has had breast cancer and he has had testicular cancer and are

both pleased to be alive - so who cares who is naked or not ah? There are loads

of large pictures of me in the house – only 2 sexes on the planet --- we are the

living things on this planet that cover ourselves up, and we are supposed to be

intelligent! Just be naked – who really cares? Francis the real Nudey.