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Posted Mar 8, 2024

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JasonOriginal Poster
Mar 8, 2024

If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you,
it's rural.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops,
it's suburban.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you,
it's urban.
If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked,
it's Florida.

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  • 2B
    2bnude4me
    2bnude4me
    Mar 8, 2024

    Makes perfect sense to me.

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  • JA
    JayTodd
    JayTodd
    Mar 8, 2024
    [quote]If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban. If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.[/quote] In the words of Sheldon Cooper: https://images.app.goo.gl/8qe6yZzeoA2jmPXF8
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    JayTodd
    JayTodd
    Mar 8, 2024
    [quote]If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban. If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.[/quote] In the words of Sheldon Cooper: https://images.app.goo.gl/8qe6yZzeoA2jmPXF8
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    Bill
    Bill
    Jun 22, 2024

    It was reported that Stormy Daniels wore a bulletproof vest to the Trump trial, which is strange, because she usually takes shots to the face.

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  • TD
    Tom D
    Tom D
    May 11, 2026
    [quote]If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban. If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.[/quote] Saw this on another site today.
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    Tom D
    Tom D
    May 11, 2026
    [quote]If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban. If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.[/quote] Saw this on another site today.
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  • TD
    Tom D
    Tom D
    May 11, 2026
    [quote]If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban. If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.[/quote] Saw this on another site today.
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    Tom D
    Tom D
    May 11, 2026
    [quote]If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban. If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.[/quote] Saw this on another site today.
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