UK motorhome holiday companion wanted SUMMER 2023

I'm intending to do some more travelling around the UK in my motorhome this summer. I'm looking for interesting companion and friendship type activities, which will include visiting nude camp sites, beaches and resorts as we wish. Share of domestic and travel expenses though all jokes and such are entirely free. Probably on the road for a week or two at a time. Form an orderly queue please, one person only, perhaps a small dog? Martin 24032023