Secluded Weekend Cottages in/near the Midlands UK

Hi there, I'm sort of new to the site but not new. I created the account in the middle of last year, but this is really my first time posting.

Not sure if this is in the right place, but the topic title speaks for it's self. I'm looking for a nice, secluded Cottage for a weekend (maybe a week depending on cash) where I can go nude with peace and quiet. Preferably somewhere in the Midlands/West Midlands or near there.