I wound up caught in stopped traffic on a two lane road due to a minor accident. As we were being waved through an officer noted my state of dress and waved me to a stop. As he walked up to the truck he asked " sir why are you naked?" I said "I'm not naked." He responded with " Your not wearing any clothes." I said " I'm wearing a seatbelt." He shook his head and waved me through.
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Gordy57Jul 6, 2019[quote]hahahaha, the last paragraph of the above post... we had a situation two days ago.We were having lunch and binge watching a Netflix program. The Ring door bell rang and my phone was in the office so I couldn't check to see who was at the door. Early that morning, I opened the windows of the office but kept the blinds down but opened. Been doing that for over a week now to get some fresh summer air circulating. I walked up to the office to grab my mesh shorts and shirt but they weren't there. My wife had scooped them up earlier and put them in the wash. I could see who was at the door. I knew the windows were open so I called to my wife, "hey, were are my clothes? I can't answer the door naked!" To that, the two JW's scooted down our walkway at race pace! :DDDDDDDDHadn't had them come to the front door in quite some time. I'm hoping my antics keeps them away quite a bit longer! ;D[/quote]
You may have seen this already on this site ;-) Sorry the system wont open to my LP to get the cartoon, a window opens and asks for a "Image Location" can't figure it out ;-( But it was a cartoon of a naked couple in the open doorway. The caption read "Gee, usually the JW's stay around and chat longer" ;-)ReactReply - JA
jaybirdsJul 6, 2019Last night we were also binge watching the new season of "Stranger Things" on Netflix when the whole house started moving even though we're about 150 miles from where the 7.1 earthquake hit. My wife and I ran outside to see our pool sloshing around and our son (not a nudist) who was staying in our guest house outside also. Of course I was naked as a jaybird!
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Years ago one Saturday morning I was standing in the kitchen and the inside door was open so they (JW) could see into the house. I had shorts on as the new step kids were there and my wife didn't want them to see me naked. I listened to them for a minute and made some comment, that I can't remember. After they left my wife said if I should of had my regular attire on (nothing) and they would of ran down the lane.
We have small shakers here, as we're waiting for the big one. It came about 4am and woke us up. When I figured out what it was I got up and turned on the scanner to see what was being reported and decided I had better get my day started. I heard the sheriff radio into the dispatch asking if we had just had an earthquake and he stated he was in the shower. If it had been the big one at least two people would have been caught naked. LOL .
ReactReply - JAjaybirdsJul 7, 2019
If you can ever find a copy of the Audiobook, or DVD of Spaulding Gray's brilliant monologue "Monster In A Box" he tells a hilarious story of the first time being in Hollywood working on his novel and his script for "Swimming To Cambodia" when an earthquake hits early in the morning. Not exactly knowing what to do, he runs outside where all his neighbors are all gathered in the middle of the street also. Everyone, including himself, is naked!
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