Funniest Nudest incident — General Discussion on True Nudists

VixOriginal Poster

Dec 22, 2010

Come on now, this must surely get more posts than any other ever! What is your funniest nudist incident ever? My story had myself wife and father and mother in law laughing so much our sides ached!! We were nude swimming on a naturist beach in Antigua with probably about 20-30 other bathers when from nowhere a dark cloud appeared and the heavens opened up, well i have never seen anything like it, you had 20-30 NUDE SWIMMERS running out of the water to get under cover!!! We were shouting them back but they weren't having any, slipping into CLOTHES and hiding under parasols....lol

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VixOriginal Poster
Dec 22, 2010
[quote]My Wife & I were at our local nude beach with some good friends of ours. (also a couple) I fell asleep on my back and woke up, with my Wife & our friend's wife throwing plastic rings at me!?! I had got an erection while asleep, and they were laughing at me & trying to throw the rings from a beach game we had, onto my penis! :-([/quote] Question is did anyone manage to win a teddy bear? lol
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Dec 22, 2010
I was working in the stable, naked as usual, with all the stall fans running on a hot summer evening. I left my "emergency" shorts in the wash room and had entered a stall to groom a horse wearing only my shoes. I have a driveway alarm to warn me of incoming visitors. However this night I did not have my hand held receiver only the one down the aisle. With all the fans running I did not hear the alarm. First thing I heard was the barn door latch as a prissy boarder woman entered the barn. I looked over the half door of the stall to be startled by her presence. I crossed my arms and chatted with her accross the dutch stall door, she not being 2-3 feet away. Shirtless was OK as it was bery warm. She didn't know I was stark ass naked just two feet away. We conversed for a while then she proceeded down the aisle to see her horse. (She NEVER came in the evenings!!!!!!!!!!!) I quietly slipped out of the stall and followed her, still stark naked, down the aisle to the wash stall and slipped into my emergency shorts. I gambled that she was intent on getting to her horse's stall and would not hear me walking behind her! It worked but it was a VERY CLOSE call. This would have been a disaster for the business that teaches little girls to ride horses and boards a few jorses for prissy women! How I kept my cool and carry on that conversation is beyond me. Or that I had the guts to actually walk behind her naked to the wash stall. It took a few years off my life I am sure

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HarveNYC
Dec 24, 2010
That's Hilarious !
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HarveNYC
Dec 24, 2010
Silly Neighbors .. Looking away is looking the Wrong way.
Merry Christmas
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NakedBadger
Dec 24, 2010
I was at Avalon in West Virginia ... had gotten there late Friday PM, stripped on the way so I could drive the last twenty miles naked, and left my jeans in the car when I checked in. That night I drove to a friend's cabin for some naked socializing. Came back to the lodge room I'd rented and went to bed. The next morning I got up, showered, and reached for my car keys to go bck to the friend's for breakfast ... and realized I'd left them in the car ... and, for once, I had locked the car. Which, trusting soul that I am, I never do when I'm at Avalon ... nothing to do but call AAA. the AAA guy arrived ... eventually. of course, the AAA card was with my wallet, which was in my jeans, which were in the car, which was locked ... the problem was not that the AAa guy [and his female partner] got an eyeful when he arrived: he knew what he was getting into. the problem was that it had gottencold and windyduring the night, and, nudist resort or not, it was too damn cold to be naked ... ... but the staff and got a laugh ... badger
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VixOriginal Poster
Jan 4, 2011
Another amusing incident involved myself in a queue to get some lunch at a self service cafe in a naturist resort in the old Yugoslavia, the man in front reached across the table for some bread buns and didn't realise he was dipping a certain appendage in the mayonaisse, needless to say i didn't have any on my plate !
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stevenat and angie
Jan 4, 2011
While sunbathing in my back garden with high fences I fell asleep and was then woken by the sound of a ladder when I looked up there was a man working on a house behind mine repairing the guttering, he looked down at me and his face was a picture but he did manage to wave to me without falling off the ladder.
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VixOriginal Poster
Feb 3, 2011
In Spain a lady walked across the beach in front of hundreds of naturists with toilet paper dangling from her ass....my wife wanted to go and tell her but i stopped her....it was just too funny!
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