have you ever forgot you were naked

Replies

• LI

  

  LifeHappens

  Feb 3, 2011

  Sigh...

  Yes...

  My sister was not very happy.

  ReactReply
• GE

  

  George_in_WV

  Feb 3, 2011

  Around here no one cares if I am dressed or not. I spend most of my time naked and it is only when it is too cold to be nude or when I am going into town that I have to be unnude.

  ReactReply
• WE

  

  westheathen

  Feb 3, 2011

  [quote]That summer's day I'd been naked all day... Doorbell rang and I went to open it..totally forgetting I was nude.. two boys from the local catholic school were standing there, selling their lottery tickets....sigh.... I will never forget those faces... I have a feeling they will never forget either...pfffff[/quote]  I doubt they have forgotten - they probably thought that they had won the lottery without buying a ticket.  It must have been embarrassing for you though.  Did you get many others come calling after that, may be hoping for a repeat? In answer to the question,  no I have not forgotten, but I have had dreams of walking home from somewhere through a busy street naked.  Although I am not at all sure what caused the nudity.

  ReactReply
• SR

  

  srithanonchai

  Feb 3, 2011

  [quote]That summer's day I'd been naked all day... Doorbell rang and I went to open it..totally forgetting I was nude.. two boys from the local catholic school were standing there, selling their lottery tickets....sigh.... I will never forget those faces... I have a feeling they will never forget either...pfffff[/quote]  I was wondering, did they turn to stone???

  ReactReply
• MA

  mattlionOriginal Poster

  Feb 3, 2011

  ThAt brings up an interesing question we all had dreams where we go to work or school and then realize shock horror that we forgot to put pantts on or are fully naked; do you think there anxiety dreams are caused by societies rules or something in our biology

  ReactReply
• SR

  

  srithanonchai

  Feb 3, 2011

  Happened to me once at a nudist resort. I was going out to dinner, got in the car and drove past the gate. Fortunately someone coming in noticed and honked their horn.
  Had to go back to my room to get dressed.

  ReactReply
• JE

  

  John English

  Feb 3, 2011

  i steeped out one morning to grab my paper and my dog  saw a cat across the street she bolted out betweenmy legg and ran after the cat i ranaafter her yelling to get back then i realized i was naked and ran back in the house and put on my pj to run outside to grab the dog no one saw me that i know of

  ReactReply
• PV

  

  Paul Vogler

  Feb 3, 2011

  [quote]That summer's day I'd been naked all day... Doorbell rang and I went to open it..totally forgetting I was nude.. two boys from the local catholic school were standing there, selling their lottery tickets....sigh.... I will never forget those faces... I have a feeling they will never forget either...pfffff[/quote] Catholic boys? They've seen naked men before.

  ReactReply
• SY

  

  SydneyBeachBum

  Feb 3, 2011

  bACK IN THE EARLY 70S LIVE IN THE kOOTNEYS AND OFTEN FORGOT i WAS NUDE VISITING NPEOPLE ETC.

  ReactReply
• RU

  

  runner4life

  Feb 4, 2011

  [quote][quote]That summer's day I'd been naked all day... Doorbell rang and I went to open it..totally forgetting I was nude.. two boys from the local catholic school were standing there, selling their lottery tickets....sigh.... I will never forget those faces... I have a feeling they will never forget either...pfffff[/quote]   Catholic boys? They've seen naked men before.[/quote]   Really??...  A Catholic joke Fatnudist... And it's about Catholic boys. How original are you. You should have went with a Protestant joke. They are a funny sort. Heres one.. How do you know for sure if a English Protestant is lost? You see them in Northern Ireland.

  ReactReply
• SP

  

  spideymann66

  Feb 4, 2011

  When I lived in the country a few years ago I would spend a major portion of the time nude and wander out to the mail box not thinking!  It was quite liberating!

  ReactReply
• EA

  

  Earthling

  Feb 4, 2011

  [quote][quote]i steeped out one morning to grab my paper and my dog  saw a cat across the street she bolted out betweenmy legg and ran after the cat i ranaafter her yelling to get back then i realized i was naked and ran back in the house and put on my pj to run outside to grab the dog no one saw me that i know of[/quote]   That so reminds me of a non-nudist moment in my life. We got this cat when I was a kid what was a female and lets just say she sometimes went through the motions to other cats as if she were a male, she was very confused . . .so my mom thought it would be cute to name her "faggot". Now, in this PC world we now live in . . . not too cool but this is the 70's I'm speaking of. One morning (she was an indoor cat for obvious traits of hers) she bolted from our front door and my mom loves to tell the story of how on a busy streeted summer morning I ran down the sidewalks calling "Faggot . . Faggot . .come back Faggot"[/quote] Lol

  ReactReply
• CH

  

  Chuck

  Feb 4, 2011

  One Saturday morning while my when my wife was alive. She was away visitng our son in Fl. We lived on a country road in Mo. When I got home Friday night I peeled off the clothes and just got relaxed. Any way Saturday morning I went to check our mail and forgot to dress as the mailman was coming down the road. He look at me and just shook his head. Then every time I would see him in town he just grinned at me. I thought to myself why don't you just take your clothes off some time and enjoy the freedom.

  ReactReply
• EA

  

  Earthling

  Feb 4, 2011

  [quote][quote][quote]That summer's day I'd been naked all day... Doorbell rang and I went to open it..totally forgetting I was nude.. two boys from the local catholic school were standing there, selling their lottery tickets....sigh.... I will never forget those faces... I have a feeling they will never forget either...pfffff[/quote]   Catholic boys? They've seen naked men before.[/quote] Ahem... I'm female...it's MIEke...not MIke...[/quote] ouchies!

  ReactReply
• CH

  

  Chronomist

  Feb 4, 2011

  Once got all the way in the car only to realize I had no keys because I had no pockets! On a related note , one of the girls in my office showed up sleepy headed one morning wearing only a blouse!

  ReactReply
• CH

  

  Chronomist

  Feb 4, 2011

  Once got all the way in the car only to realize I had no keys because I had no pockets! On a related note , one of the girls in my office showed up sleepy headed one morning wearing only a blouse!

  ReactReply
• DE

  

  DesertRat

  Feb 4, 2011

  Yes, several times when sitting around talking with other nudists. The strange thing is that I forget that they are also nude.

  ReactReply
• JA

  

  jagashton

  Feb 4, 2011

  Not that but one time i was standing in my kitchen, it was summer, my garage door was open and just the screen door close to kitchen. I had 3 elderly church ladies walk in my garage and knock on the door just as i walked into view!!!! I just stood there, they gasped and turned and walked away. shouldn't trespass!!!!!

  ReactReply
• WE

  

  westheathen

  Feb 4, 2011

  [quote][quote]That summer's day I'd been naked all day... Doorbell rang and I went to open it..totally forgetting I was nude.. two boys from the local catholic school were standing there, selling their lottery tickets....sigh.... I will never forget those faces... I have a feeling they will never forget either...pfffff[/quote]  Catholic boys? They've seen naked men before.[/quote] That may be the case but the person whose post you are replying to there is a female. As for the dog rushing out of the porch incident, the person got off quite well.  I had an incident similar to that, fortunately non-nude).  I had gone out early to put the milk bottles out, or collect the milk from the step (can't remember which), when my dog saw or heard something and launched herself at the house door shutting it with her weight.  Leaving me trapped in the porch (had to wait for what seemed a very long time for my neighbour to come and collect their milk off the step and attract their attention (they had a spare key).

  ReactReply