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Jim ShortsOriginal Poster
Oct 23, 2015Got my gun permit yesterday, then went over to the local gun shop to get a small 9mm for home protection.
When I was ready to pay by credit card for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.
I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.
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ManOfWicklowOct 23, 2015You should get some of your friends to visit the shop and do the same. The shopkeeper will soon get the message and take more care with how she words things.ReactReply - T=
Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOct 24, 2015[quote]Got my gun permit yesterday, then went over to the local gun shop to get a small 9mm for home protection. When I was ready to pay by credit card for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader. I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.[/quote]lolReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOct 24, 2015He: You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
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He: Wow! And smart, too!ReactReply - JSJim ShortsOriginal PosterOct 25, 2015[quote]He: You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
She: You just want to fuck me.
He: Wow! And smart, too!
[/quote]ROTFLOLReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOct 26, 2015A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around.
Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.
Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said, I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable.
It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently.
"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother'? It would make me feel so much better."
"Sure," answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"As he stepped up to the checkout counter,
he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?"
He asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyNov 7, 2015Henry and Doris were sitting in the lounge of the old folks'
home one evening, Henry in his pajamas and dressing gown.
Doris whispered, "Henry! Do yourself up properly; your
willy's sticking out!
Henry looked down, and said, "Don't flatter yourself, dear.
My willy is HANGING out!"ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowNov 7, 2015Mick and Paddy were walking in Covent Garden in London. It was their first week in the capital and they were a bit naïve.'Lord above Paddy, this is a great city,' says Mick.
'Why's that Mick?' responds Paddy.'Well, to be sure,' explains Mick, 'where else in the world would a complete stranger come up to you, make idle chat, invite you to dinner and then offer you to spend the night at their house?''Begorrah, ' splutters Paddy, 'did that happen to you?'
'No,' says Mick, 'but it happens to my beautiful sister all the time.'ReactReply