Answers we have been waiting for

THE FIVE ANSWERS WE HAVE ALLBEEN WAITING FOR!


Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A:Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED    AFTER WOMEN?
A:Because when they come, they're wild and wet, andwhen they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GETUP IN THE MORNING?
A:Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
A:Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.Nominated as the world's best short joke

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied.