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Best Trump Jokes

Posted Nov 16, 2016

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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Nov 16, 2016
What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?
The League of Extraordinary Con Men.

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Nov 16, 2016
    The good news is, President Obama was born in America.  The bad news is, so was Donald Trump.
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    Bill Bowser
    Bill Bowser
    Nov 16, 2016
    The Pope and Hillary are on the stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a large crowd. The Pope leans toward Hillary and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

    Hillary replies," I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me."

    So the Pope backhanded her and knocked her off the stage. The crowd roared and cheered wildly, and there was happiness throughout the land.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Nov 16, 2016
    It would appear that some people struggle to understand English. The Title of this thread is:  BEST TRUMP JOKES.
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    Bill Bowser
    Bill Bowser
    Nov 16, 2016

    Hillary is the best Trump joke.

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Nov 16, 2016
    The Pope and Donald Trump are on the stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a large crowd. The Pope leans toward Trump and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

    Trump replies," I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me."

    So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage. The crowd roared and cheered wildly, and there was happiness throughout the land.

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    Bill Bowser
    Bill Bowser
    Nov 16, 2016
    It seems that only you (MOW) have any interest in posting Trump jokes. I guess the rest of us think The People made the right choice and are willing to see what he can do to Drain the Swamp.
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    Laker06
    Laker06
    Nov 16, 2016
    Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election.  She says the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
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    Kohaan
    Kohaan
    Nov 16, 2016
    LOL:-D... Deplorables always laugh at Hillary jokes...
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    FullSun
    FullSun
    Nov 16, 2016
    [quote]It seems that only you (MOW) have any interest in posting Trump jokes. I guess the rest of us think The People made the right choice and are willing to see what he can do to Drain the Swamp.
    [/quote]Maybe they are the only ones posting but that does not mean that most of us don't enjoy them and get a big laugh.   My favorite so far is post #2
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Nov 17, 2016
    Trump is not stupid. He is a smart man with a deep understanding of what stupid people want.
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