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Bumper Sticker Thinkin`

Posted Nov 8, 2014

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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Nov 8, 2014
Quick thoughts = Bumper sticker thinkin'

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 13, 2014
    Save money on divorce:  Sell your wife at auction.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 13, 2014
    6 OUT OF 7 DWARVES ARE NOT HAPPY
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 13, 2014
    Insured by The Mafia "you hit us, we hit you"
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 14, 2014
    Who were the testers for Preparations A through G?
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    Lakeman221
    Lakeman221
    Dec 14, 2014
    If we had known Grandkids were this much fun, We would have had them first.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 16, 2014
    I hate Russian Dolls; They're so full of themselves.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 17, 2014
    Anything can happen, anything happens all the time.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 17, 2014
    No, you're not drunk - I really do look this good.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 18, 2014
    People don't waste time.  They just spend it on things they don't need.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 19, 2014
    The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 19, 2014
    Be nice to me--I'm out of Valium

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    nudecountry77
    Dec 20, 2014

    HEY, I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.

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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 20, 2014
    A pessimist is an optimist who's been to Las Vegas.
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    Ollie46
    Ollie46
    Dec 23, 2014
    Your car is nicer, but my car ispaid
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 24, 2014
    For every problem there's a simple solution. Unfortunately it's usually wrong.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 24, 2014
    Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 25, 2014
    Have you ever felt like life is a car wash, and you're on a bike?
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 25, 2014
    Have you ever felt like life is an asshole, and you're the toilet bowl ?
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 25, 2014
    Good Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 26, 2014
    Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 31, 2014
    An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in.
    A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 31, 2014
    [quote]An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in.
    A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
    [/quote]Not worth staying up for. It's just another day.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 31, 2014
    [quote][quote]An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in.
    A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
    [/quote]Not worth staying up for. It's just another day.[/quote]Midnight is four hours before my bedtime. It usually slips by unnoticed.
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    David
    David
    Dec 31, 2014

    Life is like a beaver colony - one dam thing after another...

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