Bumper Sticker Thinkin`

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  Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster

  Mar 23, 2015

  It's like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone.
  

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  Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster

  Mar 25, 2015

  My people skills are just fine.  It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.
  

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  DesertRat

  Mar 25, 2015

  We wouldn't have any argument here if people would just do as I say.

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  FullSun

  Mar 25, 2015

  You can't fix stupid.

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  David

  Mar 26, 2015

  Life is hard. It's even harder if you're stupid.
  John Wayne
  

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  Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster

  Mar 26, 2015

  Idiot - any person who fails to see your point in a discussion.
  
  

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  David

  Mar 26, 2015

  Idiot - Anyone who drives slower than you
  Maniac -Anyone who drives faster than you

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  Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster

  Mar 26, 2015

  Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
  

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  Member

  Mar 27, 2015

  Sunbathing Clothed is Just Plain Stupid.

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  Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster

  Mar 27, 2015

  Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Mar 27, 2015

  People who say "Good Morning" should be asked to prove it.

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  Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster

  Mar 27, 2015

  I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night...or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
  

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  Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster

  Mar 28, 2015

  When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
  

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  DesertRat

  Mar 28, 2015

  Sunbathing while clothed is like taking a shower while wearing a rain coat.

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  Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster

  Mar 28, 2015

  Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
  
  

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  DesertRat

  Mar 28, 2015

  A "computer glitch" is now a convenient excuse for stupid actions by stupid people.

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  ManOfWicklow

  Mar 28, 2015

  [quote]A "computer glitch" is now a convenient excuse for stupid actions by stupid people.[/quote]I see we are talking about politicians again.

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  Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster

  Mar 28, 2015

  I like my middle finger best because it always sticks up for me!
  

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  Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster

  Mar 31, 2015

  A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
  
  

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  Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster

  Apr 2, 2015

  Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
  

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  Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster

  Apr 6, 2015

  Is there another word for synonym?
  

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  Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster

  Apr 7, 2015

  The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
  
  

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  KilgoreTrout

  Apr 7, 2015

  If you can't read this bumper sticker, go back to your own country.
  

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  David

  Apr 7, 2015

  My Golden Retriever is smarter than your honor student
  

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