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Dentist Jokes.

Posted Jul 16, 2012

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ManOfWicklow
ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Jul 16, 2012

Three ways to keep your teeth: brush after every meal, see your dentist every few months, and keep your nose out of other people’s business.

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Jul 16, 2012
    A woman drops her false teeth in the park and is unable to find them in the long grass. A passer- by spots her predicament and offers her a spare set. Unfortunately the teeth are too loose so the passer-by offers her a second pair. These are too tight so the passer-by gives her a third set which fit perfectly. ‘Thank you,’ says the woman. ‘I’ve been looking for a good dentist for ages.’ ‘I’m not a dentist,’ says the passer-by. ‘I’m an undertaker.’
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Jul 16, 2012

    A husband and wife enter a dentist’s surgery. The husband says, ‘I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocaine because I’m in a terrible rush. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.’ ‘You’re a brave man,’ says the dentist. ‘Now, which tooth is it?’ The husband turns to his wife and says, ‘Show him your tooth, dear.’

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