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ManOfWicklow

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Funny One Liners

Posted Sep 21, 2015

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ManOfWicklow
ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Sep 21, 2015
What's the difference between a lawn mower and a bagpipe?  You can tune a lawn mower.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Sep 21, 2015
    Q: How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?     A: Someone is blowing into it.

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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Oct 27, 2015
    Q. Who's the most popular woman at the nudist resort?The woman with the great personality and the interesting beach towels.HA HA... You thought I'd say something about being able to eat the last doughnut....

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    DesertRat
    DesertRat
    Oct 28, 2015
    Hmmm... What happened to the original post that set up the scenario of the coffee and donuts?
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Oct 28, 2015
    [quote]Hmmm... What happened to the original post that set up the scenario of the coffee and donuts?[/quote]I don't mind carrying donuts on my post, but I wouldn't like to stir hot coffee with it.
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    DesertRat
    DesertRat
    Feb 7, 2017
    Here's the original post. Who's the most popular guy at a nudist resort? One who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts, all at the same time.
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    Paul
    Paul
    Feb 24, 2017

    What is the difference between a buffalo and a bison.

    You can wash your hands in a bison.

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    Mitch
    Mitch
    Feb 25, 2017
    What's the difference between a pun and a fart?

    A pun is a shift of wit.
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