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Apr 29, 2012GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN:
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide with borders now unpatrolled
After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN:
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran. Ruled by a Dick!!!!
LEAH.... ;)
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide with borders now unpatrolled
After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN:
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran. Ruled by a Dick!!!!
LEAH.... ;)
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BobApr 30, 2012Come come now, Leah, I don't think we are all that bad.
BobReactReply - BA
babysealMay 1, 2012[quote]Come come now, Leah, I don't think we are all that bad.
Bob
[/quote]Agreed Bob. We could claim that all women think with their map of tasmania, but that would be a rash generalisationReactReply - TO
TonyMay 1, 2012Good to see a variation of this ancient old joke still drawing its pension. The versions I have seen before are not so complimentary.ReactReply