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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney

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Posted Aug 22, 2016

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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Aug 22, 2016
The Donald's behavior is reckless.
It proves without doubt that he's feckless.
His White House flirtation's
A threat to all nations,
And I'd wager that Trump is full-deck-less.


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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Apr 29, 2017

    An arrogant wench from Salt Lake
    Liked to tease all the boys on the make.
    She was finally the prize
    Of a man twice her size
    And all she recalls is the ache.

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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Apr 29, 2017

    There once was a man named McFeeney
    Who spilled some gin on his weenie.
    Not being uncouth
    He added vermouth,
    And slipped his girl a martini.

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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Apr 30, 2017

    A fellow invented an app
    That fills a technology gap:
    It gives you a pinch
    If your boss starts to inch
    Near your desk, while youre taking a nap.

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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    May 2, 2017

    There was a young fool name of Raines.
    To get laid, he'd go to great pains.
    Never a genius,
    He thought with his penis,
    But his prick was as dumb as his brains.

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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    May 3, 2017
    A gay chap who lived in Khartoum Took a lesbian up to his room And they argued all night About who had the right To do what and with which and to whom
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    May 4, 2017

    There was a poor parson from Goring,
    Who made a small hole in his flooring,
    Fur-lined it all round,
    Then laid on the ground,
    And declared it was cheaper than whoring.

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    NAKEDZEN
    NAKEDZEN
    May 4, 2017
    There was an old man from Rhyll
    Who to get hard he needed a pill
    One day he decided to take three
    Which stoped him being able to pee
    But his pants looked like a giant hill
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    May 4, 2017
    On a maiden a man once begat Cute triplets named Nat, Tat and Pat; 'Twas fun in the breeding But hell in the feeding: She hadn't a spare tit for Tat.
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    DesertRat
    DesertRat
    May 5, 2017
    [strong]In the great South West, there was a dude
    Who many considered to be quite crude.
    He sat tall in the saddle,
    For him it was a battle
    because his butt was always quite nude.[/strong]
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    May 5, 2017

    A man who was very well built,
    Was naked except for his kilt.
    He was flouting the regs,
    As he flaunted his legs,
    And willed certain parts not to wilt.

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    May 5, 2017
    There was a young Scotsman named Fisher Who was fishing for fish in a fissure. Then a cod, with a grin, Pulled the fisherman in. Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    May 5, 2017

    A bather whose clothing was strewed
    By winds that left her quite nude
    Saw a man come along
    And unless we are wrong
    You expected this line to be lewd.

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    Bill Bowser
    Bill Bowser
    May 5, 2017
    A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    May 5, 2017

    There once was a man from Bel Air,
    Who was doing his girl on the stair.
    When the banister broke,
    He doubled his stroke,
    And finished her off in mid-air.

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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    May 10, 2017
    A nudist resort in Benaires Took a midget in unawares But he made members weep For he just couldn't keep His nose out of private affairs.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    May 10, 2017

    There once was a man named Screwy Dick,
    A man who was born with a spiral prick.
    His life was spent in one long hunt
    to find the girl with the spiral c#nt.
    When he found her he dropped dead,
    'cause that damn bitch had left hand thread!!!

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