More Dumb Blonde Jokes.

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  ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

  Nov 30, 2012

  What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
  The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

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  Tom === Thomas S. Tierney

  Nov 30, 2012

  Why do blondes wear underwear?
  To keep their ankles warm.

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  ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

  Nov 30, 2012

  
  A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
  
  Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.
  
  The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.
  
  He told her to go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
  
  So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
  
  Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
  
  The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first.."

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  Tom === Thomas S. Tierney

  Nov 30, 2012

  Why were the blondes boobs square?
  Because she forgot to take the tissue out of the box
  

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  ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

  Nov 30, 2012

  A blonde, brunette, and redhead were standing on the edge of the pool ready for the 100 yard breast stroke race...
  The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and began swimming.
  A few minutes later, the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the redhead.
  About twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged.
  They awarded the gold to the brunette, the silver to the redhead, and the bronze to the blonde.
  As they placed the medal around her neck, the blonde whispered,
  " I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think the other two used their arms."
  

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  ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

  Nov 30, 2012

  Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
  A: You can park in the handicap zone.
  
  

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  ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

  Apr 10, 2013

  There were these two blondes driving along the highway looking for a place to stop and picnic.
  
  The first blonde says, "Let's stop here, and have our picnic under that tree."
  
  The other says, "No! Let's have it right here in the middle of the road."
  
  They argued about it for a bit, but finally agreed to have it in the middle of the road.
  
  All of a sudden, a car comes speeding towards them and swerves into the tree to keep from hitting them.
  
  The one blonde says to the other, "See? If we were under that tree, we'd be dead now!"

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  tobiquenaturist

  Jun 22, 2013

  
  
  If 20 blondes are lined up ear to ear what do you have.?
  
  A wind tunnel
  

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  Soupie

  Jun 23, 2013

  Two blonds walk into a building.  You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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