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Most Interesting Nudist in the World

Posted Mar 19, 2015

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ME
MemberOriginal Poster
Mar 19, 2015
Make up quotes for the Most Interesting Nudist in the World! I'll start with;
Even when he's fully clothed, he looks completely naked.
If he stands still for too long, he's mistaken for Michelangelo's David.
He has never had a tan line, anywhere, ever!
I don't always wear clothes, but when I do, I would rather be nude.
Stay naked my friends.



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  • ME
    Member
    Mar 19, 2015
    When he comes along, the beach removes its shells. And carries a towel.

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  • ME
    MemberOriginal Poster
    Mar 19, 2015
    When he lies down on the sand, his imprint lasts forever.
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  • ME
    MemberOriginal Poster
    Mar 19, 2015

    Where ever he skinnydips, the water turns blue and smells of lilac and sandalwood.

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  • ME
    MemberOriginal Poster
    Mar 21, 2015
    Even his tan lines don't have tan lines.
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Mar 21, 2015
    I don't like talking about myself.
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Mar 21, 2015
    [quote]I don't like talking about myself.[/quote]Now that is funny.
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  • ME
    MemberOriginal Poster
    Mar 22, 2015
    His legendary modesty and solid moral fiber does not include the concept of clothing.
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  • NO
    noodengr2
    noodengr2
    Mar 24, 2015
    He sounds naked when you talk to him on the phone.
    Bored from the book Naked by David Sedaris
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  • ME
    MemberOriginal Poster
    Mar 27, 2015
    His webcam has been viewed by every person on Planet Earth, and some alien civilizations. No one was offended.
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  • KI
    KilgoreTrout
    KilgoreTrout
    Apr 2, 2015

    He never wears a watch because time is always on his side.

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  • DE
    DesertRat
    DesertRat
    Apr 3, 2015
    For AANR members; did you see the article and Pic of AANR's President, Bev Price in this month's Bulletin? She turned a boat trip to Antarctica into a nudist cruise having her nude picture taken at the coastline of Antarctica. This fulfilled her goal of visiting all of the world's continents. I sent her an e-mail nominating her as the Most Interesting Nudist in the World.
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  • KI
    KilgoreTrout
    KilgoreTrout
    Apr 7, 2015
    Chuck Norris puts his clothes back on when the MINW takes off his clothes.
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  • SH
    ShavedNudist27
    ShavedNudist27
    Apr 7, 2015
    It stops raining when he goes outside.
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Apr 8, 2015
    [quote]For AANR members; did you see the article and Pic of AANR's President, Bev Price in this month's Bulletin? She turned a boat trip to Antarctica into a nudist cruise having her nude picture taken at the coastline of Antarctica. This fulfilled her goal of visiting all of the world's continents. I sent her an e-mail nominating her as the Most Interesting Nudist in the World.[/quote]Was she nude while visiting all of the world's continents? She sounds like a very interesting person.
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  • ME
    MemberOriginal Poster
    Apr 8, 2015
    Penguins feel over dressed when he visits the South Pole.
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  • DE
    DesertRat
    DesertRat
    Apr 8, 2015
    [quote][quote]For AANR members; did you see the article and Pic of AANR's President, Bev Price in this month's Bulletin? She turned a boat trip to Antarctica into a nudist cruise having her nude picture taken at the coastline of Antarctica. This fulfilled her goal of visiting all of the world's continents. I sent her an e-mail nominating her as the Most Interesting Nudist in the World.[/quote]Was she nude while visiting all of the world's continents? She sounds like a very interesting person.
    [/quote]Once while visiting the natives in Central America she saw that the native women were topless and had henna paintings on their bodies. She asked the chief if she could get some of those paintings. He agreed and a picture of her was taken with two other women, all topless and painted with these henna tattoos. It was funny when I saw the photo because I know she is very small but in this pic she was about 6-inches taller than the two other women. In this pic she looked like a giant which was very odd. I kept looking at the two smaller women and trying to figure out which one she was.
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  • DE
    DesertRat
    DesertRat
    Apr 8, 2015
    [quote]For AANR members; did you see the article and Pic of AANR's President, Bev Price in this month's Bulletin? She turned a boat trip to Antarctica into a nudist cruise having her nude picture taken at the coastline of Antarctica. This fulfilled her goal of visiting all of the world's continents. I sent her an e-mail nominating her as the Most Interesting Nudist in the World.[/quote]If you'd like to read the article go to aanr.com; click on News & Events on the top of the page; then click on Across the Board on the right had side of the page. The article should be up for only a few more more weeks.
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  • ME
    MemberOriginal Poster
    May 16, 2015
    Nudist resorts become much more...resorty when he arrives.
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  • GL
    globalnudeboy
    globalnudeboy
    May 17, 2015
    When he arrives in the Garden of Eden - the snakes hide all the apples

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  • ME
    MemberOriginal Poster
    Jun 10, 2015
    The snakes shed their skin the moment he arrives, just to feel more naked than they already are.
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