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Mother-In-Law Jokes

Posted Dec 10, 2013

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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Dec 10, 2013
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Dec 10, 2013
    I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussard's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, 'Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking'
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Jul 5, 2014
    So David Is finally engaged, and is excited to show off his new bride. “Ma”, he said to his Mother, “I’m going to bring home three girls and I want you to guess which one is my fiance.” Sure enough twenty minutes later, David  walks in the door with three girls following behind him. “It’s that one”, said his mother, without blinking an eye.  â€œHoly cow”, exclaimed David, “how in the world did you know it was her?” “I just don’t like her”, she replied.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Jul 5, 2014
    The doorbell rang this morning. When I opened the door, there was my mother-in-law on the front step.
    She said, 'Can I stay here for a few days?'  I said, 'Sure you can.' And shut the door in her face.
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