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Posted Mar 6, 2017

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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Mar 6, 2017

A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told that I have a body like New Jersey."
So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?"
She replies "Middlesex."
He grabs her butt and asks "what's this?"
She replies,"Freehold."
Then he grabs her breast and asks "what's this?"
She replies,"Point Pleasant."
Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?"
"No", she replies, "That's Eatontown."
The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome to Wildwood!"

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    NudeJohnny
    NudeJohnny
    Mar 6, 2017

    You know you're from New Jersey if you know
    The only people who say "Joizy" are from New York.

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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Mar 6, 2017
    Chris Christie said, This is all a big misunderstanding. I am on a diet, and I ordered my staff to close the fridgeNot the bridge!
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    NudeJohnny
    NudeJohnny
    Mar 6, 2017

    You know you're from New Jersey if you know
    When ordering coffee in a NJ diner --- You know that coffee "regular" is with cream and sugar. *(Decaf...get outa here)

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