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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Nov 18, 2013The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought to run the country.
USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't understand The Washington Post.
The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare the time.
The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.
The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country.
The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country, as long as they do something scandalous.
The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country, or that a country is a good idea in the first place.
The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country.
The Chicago Tribune is read by people who live in the Midwest, which readers of the other newspapers don't think is part of the country.
The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought to run the country.
USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't understand The Washington Post.
The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare the time.
The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.
The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country.
The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country, as long as they do something scandalous.
The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country, or that a country is a good idea in the first place.
The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country.
The Chicago Tribune is read by people who live in the Midwest, which readers of the other newspapers don't think is part of the country.
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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyNov 18, 2013I prefer The National Enquirer.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterNov 18, 2013[quote]I prefer The National Enquirer.[/quote]Does it have cat pictures.ReactReply
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BornAgainNov 18, 2013very little. i veer away from "news", too much life to live in the present. what ever will be will be...
ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterNov 18, 2013[quote]very little. i veer away from "news", too much life to live in the present. what ever will be will be... [/quote]You cannot live in the past.The future is uncertain,AND is today even real ?ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyNov 18, 2013[quote][quote]I prefer The National Enquirer.[/quote]Does it have cat pictures.[/quote]You really ARE a crazy cat lady?ReactReply
- BOBornAgainNov 18, 2013
deep thoughts to ponder over breakfast.
ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterNov 18, 2013All this talk of food is making me hungry. I shall have to cook something now for my lunch.ReactReply
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ravensflyinnowNov 18, 2013[quote]All this talk of food is making me hungry. I shall have to cook something now for my lunch.[/quote]Perhaps tuna in a can?ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterNov 18, 2013[quote][quote]All this talk of food is making me hungry. I shall have to cook something now for my lunch.[/quote]Perhaps tuna in a can?[/quote][img src="http://zanyjaney.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/1485.jpg">ReactReply