Office Humor

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  DesertRatOriginal Poster

  Nov 28, 2010

  TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT ARE NOT, IN THE OFFICE:
  
  10. I need to whip it out by 5.
  
  9. Mind if I use your laptop?
  
  8. Just stick it in my box
  
  7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
  
  6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
  
  5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!
  
  4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
  
  3. It's an entry-level position.
  
  2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
  
  And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty, but at the office isn't:
  
  1. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!

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• BI

  

  billez

  Dec 4, 2010

  Old chinese proverb, 'Secretary not part of office until screwed on desk'

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• ME

  Member

  Dec 7, 2010

  The boss caught the female filing clerk and the stockboy in the back of the supply closet during a coffee break!
  
  Angrily, the boss said "Explain this!"
  
  The filing clerk said, "Well neither of us like coffee!"

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• ME

  Member

  Dec 7, 2010

  I believe there is truth to the saying, "The only person that got their work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe!"

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• RO

  roomann

  Jan 18, 2011

  in or company there is no humor :D

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• SU

  

  Sunbeam65

  Mar 1, 2011

  My favorite -3. It's an entry-level position.

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