PUNS - NOT one liners. — Humor and Fun on True Nudists

Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster

Sep 3, 2011

Tina, Mary and Marge, they were the best of friends and did everything together
They were in the same flat and the same job for years and they got on so well.
Then one day Mary got a promotion which meant that she would have to move to another town.
This really upset the other two girls who immediately started to cry and this point Mary turned to the two girls and said,
"Dont cry for me, Marge and Tina"

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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Sep 9, 2011
I dreamed I was drafted into the army, which at age forty, was something of a surprise.
My drill sergeant at basic training was a big, mean tough career Army woman named Tina.
While climbing ropes I fell and broke my leg, but -- due to army regulations
I was required to report to the infirmary without assistance.
As I was painfully limping away dragging a broken leg,
my Drill Sergeant became upset at the situation and nearly broke down.
I turned back towards her and said,
Don't cry for me, Sergeant Tina!"
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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Oct 14, 2011
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
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ManOfWicklow
Oct 14, 2011
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Oct 14, 2011
A mans home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Oct 14, 2011
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
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DesertRat
Oct 14, 2011
Nudists are people who want to leave no stern untoned.
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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Oct 14, 2011
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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ManOfWicklow
Oct 14, 2011
[quote]A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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Ha,ha,ha,ha, I'll have to find a good one to beat that.
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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Oct 15, 2011

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

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ManOfWicklow
Oct 15, 2011
A backward poet writes inverse.
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ManOfWicklow
Oct 15, 2011
It's better to love a short girl than not a tall.
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ManOfWicklow
Oct 15, 2011
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Oct 15, 2011
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Oct 15, 2011
When two egotists meet, itâ€™s an I for an I.
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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Oct 16, 2011
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot.
One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day.
She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing.
She would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around, then speak to them.

Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but
occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money for
something she carried in her bag. The couple assumed she was selling drugs and
debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know for sure they just continued to watch her.

After a couple of weeks the wife asked, "Honey, have you ever noticed that
she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?"

He hadn't and said so. Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel
and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing."

Well, the plan went off without a hitch, and the wife was almost hopping up and
down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave.
The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road. "Well, is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly."

No, she's not." he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.
"Well, what is it, then?" his wife fairly shrieked.

The man grinned and said. "Her name is Sally and she's a battery salesperson."

"Batteries?" cried the wife.

"Yes," he replied. "Sally sells C cells by the Seashore
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