Really Silly Jokes

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• ME

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  Jul 3, 2012

  Did you hear the one about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?

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  ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

  Jul 3, 2012

  Should all married couples be frank and earnest, or should one of them be a woman.

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• MA

  

  ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

  Jul 6, 2012

  If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper, and a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker, and a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper, what do you a call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
  
  A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.

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  ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

  Jul 6, 2012

  A man with a huge grin approaches a priest.
  
  "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he says. "I’ve spent the week with seven beautiful women.”
  
  "Do not fret, my son,” says the priest. "All you need to do is take seven lemons, squeeze the juice into a glass, and drink the juice.”
  
  "Will that cleanse my sin from me?”
  
  "No, but it’ll wipe that stupid smile off your face.”

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  ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

  Jul 7, 2012

  I was going to make a joke about males in Queensland, but some men may take it the wrong way.

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• MA

  

  ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

  Jul 8, 2012

  You know you're still in good shape if you can touch your toes. Using your boobs doesn't count.
  
  

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  ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

  Jul 13, 2012

  As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, Relax you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, but another kept reminding me, Howard, you are a vet.

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  ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

  Jul 16, 2012

  Q:   Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
  A:   All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

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