Superfluous Information Generator — Humor and Fun on True Nudists

macnudeOriginal Poster

Dec 5, 2009

Superfluous Information Generator A Beta version will soon be available for testing. This software will be helpful to those who feel the need to quickly build post count and move from Textile to Butt Naked and beyond. After installation of this software, your computer will respond to all posts automatically with no effort on your part. This software is still in the developmental stage. The most serious ‘bug’ detected, to date, is the placement of information in the proper thread or Forum category.Patent Pending

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ME
Member
Dec 6, 2009
My father always said: If you do something, do it WELL!
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Miss_Linda
Dec 7, 2009
All it takes is a new page to fix a broken one. Now what were we talking about?
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ME
Member
Dec 7, 2009
[quote]All it takes is a new page to fix a broken one. Now what were we talking about?[/quote] I know! They tricked me so they could laugh at me!
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Curt, or Cowboy
Dec 7, 2009
[quote][quote]All it takes is a new page to fix a broken one. Now what were we talking about?[/quote] I know! They tricked me so they could laugh at me![/quote] It appears it worked real good, too !!
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macnudeOriginal Poster
Dec 7, 2009
[quote]Phil , Curt: See what you made me do? Now the whole page is broken. Innocent until proven guilty!!! Now I feel like the third kid in the group when the other two tells him: “go throw the stink bomb in the principle office , it will be cool!” Going back to mama to tell on you two!If Art expels me now from his new company one of you will have to give me a bed to sleep on!( and I demand pancake for brakefast!)[/quote] Don't worry Bman2000. Your position in the company is secure. You may continue to use the cot in the storeroom. Just remember to unplug the hotplate. Fire danger, you know.
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Philfreeeuk
Dec 7, 2009
[quote][quote]All it takes is a new page to fix a broken one. Now what were we talking about?[/quote] I know! They tricked me so they could laugh at me![/quote] Haha, ........ Not true! ...... I was being most sincere, .... I was, .... honest, ..... I WAS!On #17. Select all, cut, submit will fix it. Then edit again to re-type your post.
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ME
Member
Dec 7, 2009
[quote][quote][quote]All it takes is a new page to fix a broken one. Now what were we talking about?[/quote] I know! They tricked me so they could laugh at me![/quote] Haha, ........ Not true! ...... I was being most sincere, .... I was, .... honest, ..... I WAS!On #17. Select all, cut, submit will fix it. Then edit again to re-type your post.[/quote] I know! That’s exactly how things went south!
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macnudeOriginal Poster
Jan 16, 2010
Note to: John the Ripper , Head of marketing and customer satisfaction division.ConfidentialThe suggested changes have been duly noted and have been sent to Development. They are now working double shifts, while eating at their keyboards, readying version 1.1 for market. Since version 1.1 will totally obsolete the basic version, we will, of course, not bring it out until we have exhausted the market for basic. Sales of 1.1 are expected to exceed basic by a wide margin. Investor queries have been pouring in. Will give you warning before we announce the IPO. This, so you may improve your, already, substantial position in the company in a timely manner. Wink, Wink[ Recent activity on the Forum indicates an immediate need for a RANDOM INSULT GENERATOR. This software should include automatic flagging ofanyonethat disagrees with one's position onanytopic. Prototypes should be shipped to a select list as soon as possible. Perhaps, relief from needless typing will improve their dispositions. The distribution list will remain hidden in the company vault but it should be obvious as to which individuals have the greatest need.
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Miss_Linda
Jan 16, 2010
[quote]Note to: John the Ripper , Head of marketing and customer satisfaction division.ConfidentialThe suggested changes have been duly noted and have been sent to Development. They are now working double shifts, while eating at their keyboards, readying version 1.1 for market. Since version 1.1 will totally obsolete the basic version, we will, of course, not bring it out until we have exhausted the market for basic. Sales of 1.1 are expected to exceed basic by a wide margin. Investor queries have been pouring in. Will give you warning before we announce the IPO. This, so you may improve your, already, substantial position in the company in a timely manner. Wink, Wink[ Recent activity on the Forum indicates an immediate need for a RANDOM INSULT GENERATOR. This software should include automatic flagging ofanyonethat disagrees with one's position onanytopic. Prototypes should be shipped to a select list as soon as possible. Perhaps, relief from needless typing will improve their dispositions. The distribution list will remain hidden in the company vault but it should be obvious as to which individuals have the greatest need.[/quote] Will the new program do the reading for me, too?
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macnudeOriginal Poster
Jan 16, 2010
[quote][quote]Note to: John the Ripper , Head of marketing and customer satisfaction division.ConfidentialThe suggested changes have been duly noted and have been sent to Development. They are now working double shifts, while eating at their keyboards, readying version 1.1 for market. Since version 1.1 will totally obsolete the basic version, we will, of course, not bring it out until we have exhausted the market for basic. Sales of 1.1 are expected to exceed basic by a wide margin. Investor queries have been pouring in. Will give you warning before we announce the IPO. This, so you may improve your, already, substantial position in the company in a timely manner. Wink, Wink[ Recent activity on the Forum indicates an immediate need for a RANDOM INSULT GENERATOR. This software should include automatic flagging ofanyonethat disagrees with one's position onanytopic. Prototypes should be shipped to a select list as soon as possible. Perhaps, relief from needless typing will improve their dispositions. The distribution list will remain hidden in the company vault but it should be obvious as to which individuals have the greatest need.[/quote] Will the new program do the reading for me, too? Hmm. Didn't think of that. However, since it will respond automatically to an insult with a rude and insulting comment, it could spare the reading. Imagine how the post count would build if two ill-tempered individuals each had a RANDOM INSULT GENERATOR. Each insult would generate a response. This would go back and forth until the English language was exhausted and their computers burst into flames. Is this what is meant by "flaming"?
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Miss_Linda
Jan 16, 2010
[quote]Hmm. Didn't think of that. However, since it will respond automatically to an insult with a rude and insulting comment, it could spare the reading. Imagine how the post count would build if two ill-tempered individuals each had a RANDOM INSULT GENERATOR. Each insult would generate a response. This would go back and forth until the English language was exhausted and their computers burst into flames. Is this what is meant by "flaming"?[/quote] That is a good thing. If ill-tempered and stubborn individuals could have their computers blow up then the rest of us wouldn't have so much of our time wasted by them.
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macnudeOriginal Poster
Jan 29, 2010
Looking through the forum, this morning, it appears that the Superfluous Information Generator is being overused and may have to be recalled.
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Philfreeeuk
Jan 29, 2010
[quote]Looking through the forum, this morning, it appears that the Superfluous Information Generator is being overused and may have to be recalled.[/quote] True, the sooner the better!
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macnudeOriginal Poster
Jan 29, 2010
[quote][quote][quote]Looking through the forum, this morning, it appears that the Superfluous Information Generator is being overused and may have to be recalled.[/quote] [/quote] Is it still under manufacturer's warranty? [/quote] Bman and I offer lifetime warranties on all products, You will have to hand carry the product to Venezuela. We hope that you don’t find this to be any inconvenience. This, however, begs the questions: what is life? What is lifetime? Metaphysical, philosophical? Please read all of the fine print on the package.
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Miss_Linda
Jan 29, 2010
[quote]Bman and I offer lifetime warranties on all products, You will have to hand carry the product to Venezuela. We hope that you don’t find this to be any inconvenience. This, however, begs the questions: what is life? What is lifetime? Metaphysical, philosophical? Please read all of the fine print on the package.[/quote] Life is/was a magazine. Lifetime is a television network. I'll leave the other question for someone with more knowledge.
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