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Texting Codes for Seniors

Posted Jan 11, 2013

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DesertRat
DesertRatOriginal Poster
Jan 11, 2013
Young people have their texting codes. Here is a set of texting codes for seniors.

* ATD- At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM- Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center

* DWI- Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL- Living on Lipitor

* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* TOT- Texting on Toilet

* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?


Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Jan 11, 2013
    That's really funny, Dessie. I love it.
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