“The POOP chronicles.”

The amount of spammers and pervs this morning made me think of only one thing… This one is disgusting, borrowed from a men magazine  and will probably make you laugh only if you are childish as I am but … Here goes: “The POOP chronicles.” There are several kinds of poop. 1. The liar: you sit there fighting with it , it takes hours , it feels like a big one and ends up in a small “goat” thingy… 2. “smughi” . takes 3 rolls of paper to get done with it. 3. “the never ending story”: just when you think you are done , you clean up and… one more. 4. “the invisible”: you know you did it  yet no where to be found. 5. The politician: you have to negotiate it  , it will get to the end and then repent and go back , you will actually have a discussion with it offering something if it will be willing to get out! 6. The historian: makes you remember the last 3 suppers. 7. The announcer: this one only happens in friends houses, it will come with a thunders and lightning’s and when you will get out, everybody will look at you funny. 8. The racer: this one happens only when no bathroom around , it will give you 3 seconds to find a toilet. 3 , 2 , 1 , GO. 9. The one “after the hot chilly” : NO WORDS , my condolences. 10. The killer : you are sure it’s the one that will kill you , you are sitting there for 30 minutes , you yell at your wife “now I know how to it feels to going thru labor” , you cry , you scream ,beg for mercy, you do your last will. You even call your proctologist to ask if he has any good advice. p.d:  PLEASE , don’t erase me from your friend list…