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Theistic Evolution Stinks!

Posted Jun 10, 2017

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Jun 10, 2017

Theistic Evolution Stinks!
One day at a college a Mexican Professor who teaches a course on World Religions, gave his students his theological definition of ,Theistic Evolution.
He explained to his students that Theistic Evolution is the theory that God set in to motion the evolutionary processes that brought all things in to being.
A student asked the professor, How did God put evolution into motion?
The professor told the class,Evolution was set in motion through the Big Bang Theory.
God ate a Spicy Bean Burrito and farted, and the creation has been evolving ever since.
Written By Stephen J. Vattimo
June 28,2014

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    DesertRat
    DesertRat
    Jun 16, 2017
    It seems odd that you placed this under Humor and Fun. It seems like it would be more appropriate under General Discussion or perhaps Anything Goes.
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    Paul
    Paul
    Jun 18, 2017
    [quote]... It seems like it would be more appropriate under General Discussion or perhaps Anything Goes.[/quote] I don't think it is "appropriate" anywhere.
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