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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Jan 21, 2013You and I are Bumming across America, without a dime between us. All we have to survive on is our wit, but we are determined to reach our destination.
Continue the story using a witty one sentence line.
Continue the story using a witty one sentence line.
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- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterJan 21, 2013If you keep a lookout for the farmer, I'll run and grab one of those roosters for supper.ReactReply
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DesertRatJan 21, 2013Instead, lets ask the farmer's wife if there are any chores we can do to earn our supper, and maybe a place to sleep tonight.ReactReply - T=
Tom === Thomas S. TierneyJan 21, 2013I told a guy, "I'm homeless and so poor I have to eat grass."
He said, "I'll take you home and feed you, my grass hasn't been cut for months."ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterJan 21, 2013We need to be on the next freight train, because if we miss it, there won't be another for three days.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyJan 21, 2013Three days??? That can't be right!ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterJan 22, 2013Yeah, three days before the next train, well what do you expect, it is redneck country.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyJan 22, 2013OK. If you say so. What do you suggest we do about food and shelter for the next three days?ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterJan 22, 2013We would not be stuck in this place waiting three days for another freight train, if you had not been messing about with the farmer's wife.ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterJan 22, 2013We'll end up with an ass full of buckshot if that redneck farmer catches you, so let's get outa here before it's too late.ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterJan 23, 2013We have two choices, hitch a ride or find money for a bus.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyJan 23, 2013There is a red neck band appearing in the nearest town. Maybe we can hitch a ride with them in their tour bus.ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterJan 23, 2013Great idea, maybe you can show them your banjo skills.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyJan 23, 2013I gave up trying to play that damned thing some time ago.ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterJan 24, 2013Looks like we shall have to hitch a ride, sooner the better.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyJan 24, 2013It's time to do the hiking part of hitch hiking. The place the band is playing is about 5 miles down the road.ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterJan 24, 2013These boots are made for walking.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyJan 24, 2013And that's just what they'll do. "Are you ready boots?" " Start walkin'!"ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterJan 24, 2013It's a good day for walking, "Hit the road, Jack."ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyJan 24, 2013OK! Lets hit the road and don't come back here no more, no more.ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterJan 24, 2013We'll soon be Homeward Bound, I just wish there was a Long Train Running.ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterJan 24, 2013I keep telling you there isn't one for three days.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyJan 24, 2013We seem to be going around in circles.ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterJan 25, 2013I've manage to get us a ride in a cattle truck for the next fifty miles, to where it should be more civilised, with plenty of freight trains to jump.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyJan 25, 2013Cattle? OK, but I bet the tour bus would have been more fun.ReactReply