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Trump Jokes

Posted Mar 30, 2017

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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Mar 30, 2017
While speaking at a press conference Donald Trump was interrupted by a reporter who shouted "You're lying!" "Of course I'm lying," Trump said, "but hear me out."
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Apr 26, 2017
    It is also not Trump Joke.
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    FullSun
    FullSun
    Apr 27, 2017

    The best Trump joke? Two words..... Donald Trump

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    I_am_Steve
    I_am_Steve
    May 4, 2017
    Let it never be said President Trump isn't hard on crime. When he discovered Miss World contestants were secretly running a drug cartel he sprung into action and seized their assess.

    Speaking as a non-American, I'd like to say that Trump does come across as a politician - he lies just as often - the difference though is that your standard politician is actually good at lying while Trump denies things that are on his own twitter feed.
    And I'm not going to defend Clinton by the way; she would have been aweful too. I just think it's sad that people defend Trump by attacking Hillary. Trump an Orwellian nightmare on stupid, Clinton is everything wrong with what was up until recently standard American politics. Both your choices were crap; you were screwed either way. PS. Just to denounce this myth before it starts ('cos I've heard it from a few Trump supporters now), Europeans don't get exposed to more CNN/NBC than Fox. We have our own news broadcasters and our exposure to US news coverage largely is via the internet where get what we look for. We are not being biased by your liberal media, we're just far away enough to say, "Jesus, look at that mess." I'm sure the same is true for you with regards to Europe.
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    I_am_Steve
    I_am_Steve
    May 4, 2017

    Breaking News: Donald Trump to give firemen tips on rescuing cats.

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    I_am_Steve
    I_am_Steve
    May 4, 2017

    Breaking News: Donald Trump announces title of new business book, 'Rich dad, My Dad'.

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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    May 14, 2017
    There once was a wordsmith named Trump, Who claimed to have coined prime the pump, A phrase that pre-dates Donalds birth. Sorry mates, But his brain remains lodged in his rump.
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    May 14, 2017

    I think when you create a thread called "Trump jokes" you will automatically get negativity towards him which will bring out supporters.

    I was not an original supporter but have been since he won the nomination to run. He has nothing vested other than to make America great again because his (and our) future after the presidency depends on it. He's a business man and an American. The success of the American people is his success.

    Think about it. He's been talking about running for president since the 1980's. You'll find him on shows like Oprah and the Today show (liberal) with interviewers asking him when he will run. So why now? He's been a successful businessman for so long why take a cut in pay. There's an obvious reason I'm not about to get into on this site.

    Stay naked my friends.

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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    May 14, 2017
    [quote]I think when you create a thread called "Trump jokes" you will automatically get negativity towards him which will bring out supporters. I was not an original supporter but have been since he won the nomination to run. He has nothing vested other than to make America great again because his (and our) future after the presidency depends on it. He's a business man and an American. The success of the American people is his success. Think about it. He's been talking about running for president since the 1980's. You'll find him on shows like Oprah and the Today show (liberal) with interviewers asking him when he will run. So why now? He's been a successful businessman for so long why take a cut in pay. There's an obvious reason I'm not about to get into on this site. Stay naked my friends.[/quote]There's an obvious reason I'm not about to get into on this site.Well that confuses me.
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    ravensflyinnow
    ravensflyinnow
    Mar 3, 2019
    [quote]President Trump is not in Washington to appease Foreign rulers. Do you think you'll ever see him bow to a oil sheik, like Obama? It's all part of "Make America great again "[/quote] 2 years later..... he has bowed to an oil sheik and he does try to appease foreign dictators.....
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    Paul
    Paul
    Mar 4, 2019
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