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Posted Jul 27, 2013

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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Jul 27, 2013
What's On Your Mind?
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 7, 2013
    Sometimes people confuse smiling with laughing.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Nov 7, 2013
    She smiled a lot.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Nov 8, 2013
    When she left - In my heart I didn't know how much of the furniture was hers.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Nov 12, 2013
    My ex? We're not friends, we're not enemies. We're just strangers with some memories.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 12, 2013
    I don't have EX's I have Y's, like Y the hell did I date her.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Nov 13, 2013
    Hey Chicago, Mine is bigger than yours, Sincerely, New York City
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Nov 13, 2013
    Did you ever meet someone and you just knew you were going to spend the rest of your life avoiding them?
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    nudecountry77
    Nov 13, 2013

    My puppy will fall asleep anywhere, in any position and the snore like he's cutting a cord of wood.

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 13, 2013
    The average person spends 25 years sleeping.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Nov 13, 2013
    How long does an average person spend farting in their lifetime?
    You figure that people fart anywhere between 10 and 20 times a day.
    That's about a 30 seconds per day. That's over 182 minutes (about 3 hours) per year.
    So on average...
    A 70-year-old will have spent about 9 days farting.
    An 80-year-old will have spent about 10 days farting.
    A 90-year-old will have spent about 11.5 days farting.
    A 100-year-old will have spent about 12.5 days farting.

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 14, 2013
    The average 80 year old human will have farted 1,040 gallons of gas.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Nov 14, 2013
    Did you ever know someone who needed a handle you could jiggle because their mouth would not stop running?
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Nov 15, 2013
    The first time I saw her I knew when God created her he was just showing off.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 15, 2013
    [quote]BOOHOO-BOOHOO.[/quote][img src="http://getfbcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/Boo-Hoo-Facebook-Cover-600x300.png">
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    nudecountry77
    Nov 15, 2013

    Winter is arriving in my area today

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 15, 2013
    It's so cold here, I wouldn't be surprised to see snow by morning.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Nov 16, 2013
    It looks like you weren't surprised.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 16, 2013
    Carrickboy has a good outside chance in the 2:30
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Nov 16, 2013
    Well if Venetia Williams used a whip on me I would run like hell.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 16, 2013
    She has made me a happy man many times.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Nov 16, 2013
    Did Carrickboy do the deed?
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 16, 2013
    No,he ran like a bloody seaside donkey.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Nov 16, 2013
    I do not know what a bloody seaside donkey is, but I understand frustration.

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 17, 2013
    My wife said she needs more space ,so I bought her a one-way ticket to the moon.
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